You guys are going to the doctors more to find out all that’s wrong with you. Life is an ongoing educational journey into obliviousness and consternation.
On this trek, you’ll hear about heart disease, toe fungus, diabetes, and many other conditions that threaten to end your life.
But look on the bright side. There are some terms you’ll run into that may or may not resonate. That’s OK because what’s more important is you’re aware there are uncool medical terms and cool ones.
No need to go to The New England Journal of Medicine or Physician’s Desk Reference to look them up because I’ve pulled together what you need to know right here.
To waste some time, let’s kick things off with the uncoolest terms based on no empirical evidence but rather unsubstantiated and…