Phantasmagorical prophecies – Longmont Times-Call

In 1555 Nostradamus wrote a book of 942 poetic quatrains foretelling future events spanning eons. His predictions are literary spandex stretchable to embrace vague prophecies. The following revelations more accurately touch upon local, national, international and intergalactic events which will occur within the next half a millennium. They however are not listed in chronological order of occurrence:

Local: Longmont annexes land without having the resources, infrastructure, and public services essential for urbanization. The zoning of the land annexed is for the most part designated high density residential. The Uniform Building Code requires residential structures to meet the design criteria of a sardine can. This facilitates high rise stacking, squeezing in as many occupants as…