This week, social media was filled with a story about Kanye West’s new girlfriend, the actress Julia Fox. “Julia Fox Calls Kanye West Her ‘Fave Makeup Artist’ as He Helps Perfect Actress’ Edgy Look”, as the headline had it.
As we can see from a photo of Julia, and the look in question, there are two very obvious conclusions to be drawn here. One — Julia is obviously very, very in love with Kanye. And two — heterosexual men should never be allowed to apply eyeliner to a woman.
It may well now be the end of January, but — much like all the parties at Downing Street — it’s only now that details are leaking out about how celebrities spent their Yuletidemas.